When I Die

I have very clear plans for what happens next. I don’t think I am near the point in my life where I am going to die, but I think we should all have plans no matter the age.

One plan, which is now disclosed in the footer of this email, is to have this newsletter continue every day until the Earth burns up from the Sun’s heat. I will probably need to host everything on some server that runs on blockchain so it can’t be shut down. I figure I can do this in a few years when it is easier and more user friendly.

I also need to write a program that trains an AI on all my writings so that it writes a few paragraphs every day for eternity in the voice of Scott Paul. I am sure there is enough of me on the internet to just complete all the rest of the thoughts that I could possibly have. I will make sure that my program reads the most current events of the world and comments on society at large, no different than I do now.

I don’t plan on dying at all if we are successful at Phi, but if I do, I also want the absolute best holiday to accompany my death day. I’m not Jesus anymore than you are, and we should all have our own Easter of sorts. Easter is pretty dope and kids and adults love eating chocolate eggs and searching for them. It might be possibly that the best part of Jesus dying is the Cadbury Egg invention.

So if I die, I would like a foundation funded with my Bitcoin to start a holiday/celebration called Panzarotti Parade. It’s an event in which you get together with your favorite people and you make Panzerotti...See photos below. There is only one way to make this pizza pocket, and it’s the way Luini’s do it. You know that place right behind the Duomo in Milan? Yeah that’s what we are going to eat once a year after I die. You don’t have to celebrate my death, but that’s one less panzerotto for you.

The parade part is more of a fashion show done while eating the panzarotti. You basically put on your entrance music and you do your little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk. Make sure you dress up with some wigs if you got them. I will laugh my ass off from the highest degree of glory in my Mormon heaven as I watch you all have fun.

Will you celebrate my passing with panzerotti and a parade?