Tell Me a Secret
I collect them. And share them.
I’m not sure why but I have lots of them told to me. People share them because it’s a karma thing I guess. I share good secrets for really good secrets in return.
These days I don’t have need of many secrets and I think secrets are actually for assholes with anxiety.
So from now on please don’t tell me shit I can’t share. If you tell me I can’t tell other people…I’m probably gonna tell it. We don’t evolve as a species if we don’t share everything.
What is worth keeping secret?
Telling secrets diminishes the power for the secret keepers and sharers.
If I was in the mafia, I would tell you. That’s why I can’t get into the mafia (I actually would love to be in a gang.)
I also struggle at being Mormon cuz they have you keep secrets about what they do and say. Secrets are for people who have fear. I don’t fear a goddamn thing as I write this. That could change, but it’s working well right now.
Someone has approached me about making a unanimous gossip letter once a month that tells all the dirt. If you have a secret you want me to put in a future email, just let me know and I will rate it on shock value and then share it if it gets enough shock score.
happy 4:20
Scott Paul
This is a secret game that is coming out soon. Minecraft meets Legos meets Pokémon.

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