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Scotty Clause

Aug 1, 2024 · Scott Paul · 134 words

My nieces and nephews get a twice a year visit from Scotty Clause.  He wants to know if you have been naughty or nice.  If you have been naughty, you get to pick something on Amazon under $40 bucks.  Luckily, most kids qualify for this gift.  If they haven’t been naughty, they can quickly swear or do something their parents don’t like. In the following year I need to be better at enforcing the naughty requirement and require a great story from them getting in trouble. Special gift if they get kicked out of their sunday school. Nothing hits like being a bad kid at a church.  I would have loved Scotty Clause in my youth.  Someone who saw and recognized my mischief and rewarded it.

Stay naughty my friends!

Happy 420

Scotty Clause

 

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