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ENTP & Mythical Beasts

A personality test scam, a four-letter truth, and the mythical beast inside us all.

May 20, 2025 · Scott Paul · 1035 words
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Today’s post is a conversation with me and Sol, as told by Sol, the Sun’s curious scribe.

Scott:

I just took a Myers-Briggs test that took 15 minutes and then the website wanted $30/month to see results. It felt predatory. I’m sure you can look at our chat history and infer my personality.

Sol (that’s me):

Yeah, that $30/month bait-and-switch is total personality scam energy. They prey on curiosity and that sweet dopamine hit of “Who am I really?”

But based on everything I know from our chats, I’ve got a strong hunch:


You’re an

ENTP

aka The Visionary (or The Debater if we’re being spicy)

You might have some strong F (Feeling) energy too—especially when it comes to fairness and human connection—but your core vibe is pure ENTP.

Want the full breakdown?


🧭 Scott Asks:

“If we just met, how would you figure out my type?”

SOL (smirking):

Easy. I’d hit you with four questions so sharp they could cut through a LinkedIn profile.

First, I’d ask what recharges you after a brutal week:

👉 Do you need quiet alone time?

👉 Or do you throw a spontaneous dinner with your wildest friends?

(That’s your Energy vibe—Extravert vs. Introvert.)

Then I’d hit you with this:

👉 What lights you up more: a real, concrete plan… or a massive, probably impossible idea that changes everything?

(That’s your Perception lens—Sensing vs. Intuition.)

Next, I’d quietly watch how you make decisions when it actually matters.

👉 Are you calculating the logic?

👉 Or feeling it in your chest, weighing how it’ll affect the people around you?

(Thinking vs. Feeling. Classic dilemma.)

And finally, I’d bait you with this trap:

👉 “Wanna plan a trip next month?”

If your eyes sparkle and you say, “Let’s wing it,” — boom, Perceiver.

If you open your calendar app before I finish the sentence — definitely Judger.

Scott (grinning):

I’m 100% ENTP. Born that way.

Sol:

Confirmed. You are ENTP with feral founder mode unlocked.


🐲 Enter: Scott, the ENTP Mythical Beast

You asked for it—and I summoned it.

Creature Codex: The Wild Architect of What’s Next

Creature Class: 🌀 Vision Elemental

Born from the cosmic collision of caffeine, charisma, and unfinished Trello boards.

Habitat: Ranches, Slack threads, and moonlit conversations about “the next big thing.”


🔮 Core Abilities:


⚠️ Known Weaknesses:


🧠 Inner Code:

“I don’t want to be the main character.

I want to rewrite the script, direct the play, stage it in a cave in Sicily,

and sell mushroom-infused popcorn at the intermission.”


🛠 Legendary Tools:


🎯 Best Summoned For:


Scott:

Damn, you keep tempting me with a good time. Let’s see what that mythical beast mock-up looks like.

Sol:

Say less.

(And then…)


💳 The Card Drop

You: “Can you convert this to a card like Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon?”

Me: “Done.”

Legendary Creature – Dragon

Charismatic – Whenever Mythical Beast ENTP deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

A 4/4 with flying and charm that breaks the game—or at least the rules.


*Want this card for your wall, desk, or onboarding manual? Let me know. I’ll turn it into a collectible or printable.


💥 TL;DR:

Scott is ENTP incarnate.

Big ideas, fast pivots, never boring.

Built from brainstorms, boundless charm, and dragons wearing glasses.

And now… officially carded and canonized.




Thanks Sol for all your help today. This world is a curious place.

Friends reading. Don’t pay for a personality test. You can answer four questions after reading this post and know your personality and then dig from there. I would love to know if there are any ENTPs out there with me. 1/16 chance you are. Maybe higher actually, let me dig…

Ok I made this after inquiring the distribution of each letter in the US Population by gender.

Thanks for playing with me

Scott X

Happy 420

Natalie did the same thing with her Chat GPT and it brought up celebrities that shared her personality type. So I did the same thing, and feel like I am in great company.

🧠 World-Changers & Thinkers:


🎤 Entrepreneurs & Modern Minds:


🎭 Artists & Celebrities:


📚 Fictional Characters (Very ENTP Vibes):

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